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Fan Fiction/Fan Art Challenges
 
Currently none.
Hosting a challenge, or know of one? E-me!
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Too Much Kenshin Taints Your Brain
(Or, You know you’re watching too much Rurouni Kenshin when…)
* You talk about the show to anyone who will sit still long enough to listen. This includes your cat and dog.
* You call your boyfriend ‘Kenshin’, and ask him to call you ‘Kaoru’. And just because you call your
boyfriend ‘Shishio’ and ask him to call you ‘Yumi’ doesn’t mean you’re exempt from this.
* You stand in front of the mirror saying “Grrr….”, trying to get the exact same facial expression as Misao.
* You call the police ‘The Shinsengumi’, and if a cop pulls you over, you call him ‘Saito’. (I'm sure
the cops appreciate this.)
* You snuggle with an RK character plushie doll every night, and can’t get to sleep unless you do.
* You dress in drag, carry a large scythe and chain, and ask everyone to call you ‘Kamatari’. You say that you
fight to the best of your ability for one reason: to try and impress your sister’s boyfriend, whom you call ‘Lord
Shishio’.
* When you see something on the news about a madman killing someone or trying to blow up a building, you shake your head and
mumble: “I thought we killed Shishio.”
* You re-decorate your house to look like the Kamiya dojo.
* When someone annoys you, you pull your bokken out of a hidden recess in your clothes and hit them over the head with it
while growling “You baka!” (Thankfully my cousin hasn’t gotten that bad yet. Mostly because she doesn’t
own a bokken.)
* You run around your house, jumping up and down, clapping your hands, crying “Yay!" all because the hit counter shows
someone actually visited your RK fansite. Another version of this sad mental disease is you run around the house, clapping
your hands, et cetera, because an author has updated your favorite RK fan fic.
* Your family has committed you to a mental institution, but you don’t care: you simply roll yourself up in toilet paper
and tell everyone that the reason you’re in there is because the Juppon Gatana mutinied against you.
This list is courtesy of myself, Night Imp, and is dedicated to my sweet cousin Sobrina-kun, who has begun to develop some
of the above-described symptoms.
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